Sunday, November 06, 2005

Talking about Rules

Hey! My thanks goes out to this girl...I appreciate what she wrote about my blog! I borrowed this from her site...I just had to have it---it's soo cute!! So thanks to PracticingSquirrel( RULES When you say "I love you," mean it. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't dream don't have much. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. Say bless you when you hear someone sneeze. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss. Dance as if no one's looking; sing as if no one's listening, work like you don't need the money; love as if you've never been hurt. ***And then there was this set of rules....a more sarcastic look on things lol.... It doesn't matter how much you give, there will always be greedy bastards out to take more. Don't take time out of work to enjoy life's simple pleasures (you'll get fired). Unless you're rich, nothing you have to say is important. Love is only as eternal as your wallet. When you realize you've made a mistake, do the cowardly thing and call it a policy. If you appreciate the work someone is doing for you, don't tell them. Doing that might warrant a raise that you could spend on yourself. If you're ugly, you will never get laid (ever). You must surrender all hopes and dreams to the company you work for because dreaming isn't profitable. Don't judge people by how they look (except when it comes to love, marriage, employment and net worth). If you get promoted, don't change the way things are done (no matter how shitty you thought they were-- you're one of them now which makes it okay to walk on people). It doesn't matter how well you do your job, it's how much ass you kiss. Live a good, honest, decent life. Just kidding. Lie, cheat and screw around. Share your wealth with those less fortunate, or at least say that you do to inflate your ego. Remember that what you wear dictates who your friends are.


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